hit and run update
My sister: "That's impossible! You can't have 2PM and 2AM at the same time, the universe would collapse in on itself, you would have a Big Bang!"
Me: "..........AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT."
My sister: "... WTF I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE UNTIL YOU STARTED LAUGHING IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL I SWEAR."
Me: "So what, would it be caused by a Supernova?"
My sister: "G.O.D. would have a fit."
Me: "You mean Shisus would."
My sister: /dies laughing
My sister: "DBSK onstage together will make or break Thanksgiving."
Me: /deadpan "...we give thanks that DBSK is still together this Thanksgiving day."
My sister: "Oh god."
Me: "Can't you see other people doing that?"
My sister: "I can see us doing that."
Me: "...depends on whether or not we're parodying it. DBSK is gonna make or break Thanksgiving."
My sister: "...we give thanks to G.O.D. that DBSK is still together."
Me: "...you're an idiot."
My sister: "I know." /pause "You're equally as much of an idiot."
Me: /muffled through sandwich "I know."
My sister: "...what does that make you?"
Me: "Your average teenager." :D
My sister: "...that's true." /returns to dinner


